Eeeaaasy...these guys have been known to take action in the past.
John Atkinson
It's 'lie down' not 'lay down,' stupid!
Harry Bliss
The soup today is alphabet soup in your choice of Times New Roman, Helvetica or Comic Sans.
Randy Glasbergen
My touch-screen computer accused me of sexual harassment!
All I'm saying is we plug these into Excel, let it do its thing, and then we can all play until lunch!
My arm hurts.
Reader's Digest
She never clicks 'like' when I post something on Facebook!